Papal Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

'Well, it looks like the pope is going to be there for a few more years!'

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

The ten ammendments

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Pope's blessing.

Pope Benedict at Easter

'I'd like to leave the priesthood to marry you, Sister Agnes, but I hate to leave show biz!'

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Dangerous Populist Pope

'Uh, You know that honor system you worked out with Adam and Eve?...'

Big Brother in Monastery.

"My name is Bacchus, Roman God of Wine ... and I'm an alcoholic."

'I didn't expect you to itemize.'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

'Do you know brother I think this Papacy 'IS' going to be different.'

Pope Tour

'Stop monking around and get inside!'

New rule: no tumble-drying!

"Look, Lord! I'm walking on water!!"

Pea-headed Pope

"I ate one of my buddies, but he'd been dead a week or so..."

God Telescope

'I guess it's OK - provided he keeps the vow of silence.'

"That's St. Anthony of Padua. He finds every ball I hit in the woods."

Pope still on tight shedule.

Pope Mobile

Argentine celebrates election of new pope.

The road to conclave.

8 Sins or Less

"I don't care what Doctor Laura said is okay!"

Shoo!