Catholic Humor Admirer Pillows

Big Brother in Monastery.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

The ten ammendments

Finger puppets in church.

Jesus and the Peeps

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Baby Bird

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

'I'd like to leave the priesthood to marry you, Sister Agnes, but I hate to leave show biz!'

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

"I'm NOT pontificating!"

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

Pope Benedict at Easter

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

'Which father is the father?'

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

Dangerous Populist Pope

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

"You need to make more mistakes like that, Pastor. Your sermon just went viral."

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

"That's just sick."

'If I'm born again, will I have two birthdays a year?'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

"One order loaves and fishes. Would you like fries with that?"