Ecclesiastical Humor Enthusiast Pillows

The ten ammendments

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Please take your receipt!'

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Church restrooms

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Finger puppets in church.

A woman in prayer

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"He was much more effective in the field."

Minister Starts at a New Church

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Excommunicate Me.

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Jesus and the Peeps

Pre-nuptual Nativity

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'