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Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

The ten ammendments

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Pope Kimba XXIII.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Male On Sunday

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"Holy moly!"

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Honk if you Love Jesus

Rex and the Ten Commands

Hymns - Optional Extras

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

"First, you have to get their attention."

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Ding and Dong.

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'Born again bees

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

Moses parts the Red Sea.