Catholic Humor Fans Prints

"That's St. Anthony of Padua. He finds every ball I hit in the woods."

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

The ten ammendments

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Om and Ommer

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"Holy moly!"

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Male On Sunday

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

"My Name is I AM, and I approve of this message."

Rex and the Ten Commands

Honk if you Love Jesus

Hymns - Optional Extras

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

"First, you have to get their attention."

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Ding and Dong.

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'Born again bees

Moses parts the Red Sea.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.