Christian Humor Fans Prints

One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.

'So you were born in a manger. This is a primitive area. I was born in a chicken coop.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"That's my boy!"

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Eucharist

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

"First, you have to get their attention."

Ding and Dong.

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Vicar preaching at pulpit

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

Holy water cooler moments

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

Confession Ratings.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

'It's very inflammed. Why don't you take a vow of silence for a few days?'

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

Applause in a Church

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Manna Helper

'Thanks for the thought but we can't accept lottery tickets.'

'Pastor Bob is so dramatic.'

'A little to the right, please, Father.'