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Manna Helper

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Fishing with God

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Quick, follow that star

Church restrooms

"That's my boy!"

Finger puppets in church.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Minister Starts at a New Church

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

Eucharist

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"I'm sick and tired of hearing about your operation, Adam!"

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"