Christian Humor Aficionado Prints

Jesus meets the 'Little Drummer Boy' again later in life...

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Moses' Tablet

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

The ten ammendments

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Finger puppets in church.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"That's my boy!"

Church restrooms

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Eucharist

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

"Can we discuss this?"

Honk if you Love Jesus

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."