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Jesus meets the 'Little Drummer Boy' again later in life...

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Moses' Tablet

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

The ten ammendments

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"That's my boy!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

Finger puppets in church.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Church restrooms

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

Eucharist

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Can we discuss this?"

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

"First, you have to get their attention."