Christian Humor Fans Gifts

One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.

'So you were born in a manger. This is a primitive area. I was born in a chicken coop.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

"That's my boy!"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Eucharist

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Honk if you Love Jesus

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

"First, you have to get their attention."

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Ding and Dong.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

Holy water cooler moments

Vicar preaching at pulpit

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Confession Ratings.

'It's very inflammed. Why don't you take a vow of silence for a few days?'

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

'Do you have any oranges?'

'Hello, Madame, we'd like to talk to you about cod...'

'Pastor Bob is so dramatic.'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

'Thanks for the thought but we can't accept lottery tickets.'

Applause in a Church