Christian Comedy Fan Gifts

'It's a girl.'

"Follow me and I'll make you 'fishers of men'!"

'I expected the wings and the halo, but not the security badge.'

"OMG, LOL!"

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"First, you have to get their attention."

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"It's the new church organ."

'It's very inflammed. Why don't you take a vow of silence for a few days?'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'Adam, are you sure this what He meant by 'being fruitful and multiplying'...?'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'Fred insists on giving something up for Lent!'

Manna Helper

One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.

"Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!"

'No gold, frankincense and myrrh, I'm afraid. We were held up at gunpoint by the sheep.'

Ikea Manger

"Any more of that 'cast out the devil' talk and I'll do you for hate crime."

Baptisms should always have ground rules: "Make this quick, I can only hold my breath for 17 seconds."

Young Joseph began to think his brothers weren't playing hide & seek. (Biblical Joseph in the pit)

Basketball Hoop on the Suggestion Box

Jesus meets the 'Little Drummer Boy' again later in life...

'Here it is. You did attend church once when it wasn't Easter.'

'I wonder what they wanted with rum this time of night?'

'Well, well -- this IS a surprise witness!'