Christian Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

'You've got the wrong man, I tell you! -- I'm John the METHODIST!'

"OMG, LOL!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Church restrooms

Finger puppets in church.

"That's my boy!"

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"Can we discuss this?"

Honk if you Love Jesus

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

"It's the new church organ."

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

"Do I have one too?"