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'You've got the wrong man, I tell you! -- I'm John the METHODIST!'

"OMG, LOL!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Finger puppets in church.

"That's my boy!"

Church restrooms

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

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"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"Can we discuss this?"

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

Honk if you Love Jesus

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

"It's the new church organ."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"Do I have one too?"