Christian Comedy Lover Gifts

'Here it is. You did attend church once when it wasn't Easter.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"That's my boy!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Eucharist

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"First, you have to get their attention."

Confession Ratings.

Vicar preaching at pulpit

"It's the new church organ."

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'Fred insists on giving something up for Lent!'

'Pastor Bob is so dramatic.'

'Thanks for the thought but we can't accept lottery tickets.'

Applause in a Church

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Manna Helper

'A little to the right, please, Father.'

"Happens every time he preaches a 'Fire & Brimstone' sermon."

One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.