Christian Comedy Lover Prints

'Here it is. You did attend church once when it wasn't Easter.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"That's my boy!"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Eucharist

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

"First, you have to get their attention."

Confession Ratings.

"It's the new church organ."

Vicar preaching at pulpit

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'Do you have any oranges?'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'Thanks for the thought but we can't accept lottery tickets.'

Applause in a Church

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

'Fred insists on giving something up for Lent!'

'A little to the right, please, Father.'

Manna Helper

'Pastor Bob is so dramatic.'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

"Happens every time he preaches a 'Fire & Brimstone' sermon."

Jesus at Lost and Found booth.