Christian Humor Lover Gifts

Jesus as a child discovers one of His many peculiarities.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Fishing with God

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Please take your receipt!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Finger puppets in church.

"That's my boy!"

Church restrooms

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Minister Starts at a New Church

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Pre-nuptual Nativity

Eucharist

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

Nativity - The sitcom

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"