Christian Humor Appreciateur Gifts

"That's my boy!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Finger puppets in church.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Jesus and the Peeps

Eucharist

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Honk if you Love Jesus

How Noah did it.

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

Confession Ratings.

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Vicar preaching at pulpit

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

Mary and Joseph's Social Media Page

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

'Which father is the father?'

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

'A little to the right, please, Father.'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

'Pastor Bob is so dramatic.'