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"That's my boy!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Finger puppets in church.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Eucharist

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Jesus and the Peeps

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Vicar preaching at pulpit

Confession Ratings.

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

'A little to the right, please, Father.'

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Applause in a Church

'Which father is the father?'

"You need to make more mistakes like that, Pastor. Your sermon just went viral."

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'