Christian Humor Admirer Pillows

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"That's my boy!"

Finger puppets in church.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Eucharist

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Jesus and the Peeps

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Honk if you Love Jesus

Baby Bird

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

Confession Ratings.

Mary and Joseph's Social Media Page

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

Vicar preaching at pulpit

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

'Do you have any oranges?'

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'