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"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"That's my boy!"

Finger puppets in church.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Eucharist

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Jesus and the Peeps

Baby Bird

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

Vicar preaching at pulpit

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

Confession Ratings.

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

'Thanks for the thought but we can't accept lottery tickets.'

Applause in a Church

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

'Pastor Bob is so dramatic.'