Christian Humor Appreciator Gifts

Jesus at Lost and Found booth.

Discount Church Mart

The reason Zacchaeus was up the tree.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Finger puppets in church.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"That's my boy!"

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Eucharist

Jesus and the Peeps

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

How Noah did it.

'I'm not sure about these, but I'll try them out on the focus group.'

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

Confession Ratings.

Vicar preaching at pulpit

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

Mary and Joseph's Social Media Page

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

'Which father is the father?'