Church Humor Appreciators Gifts

'Looks like the sexton position is still vacant.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Monk Prompt

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

How's my sermon. . .

"...and in conclusion..."

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'Even More Disciples'

The ten ammendments

Bishops Snooker

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"That's my boy!"

Church restrooms

Finger puppets in church.

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Applause

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Eucharist

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week