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Ikea Manger

Honk if you Love Jesus

The reason for the season. (Santa and Jesus meet)

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Dogma

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"That's my boy!"

Finger puppets in church.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Church restrooms

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

Om and Ommer

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"He changed water into wine!"

"Holy moly!"

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'