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Ikea Manger

Honk if you Love Jesus

The reason for the season. (Santa and Jesus meet)

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Dogma

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"That's my boy!"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Finger puppets in church.

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Church restrooms

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"He changed water into wine!"

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Eucharist

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'