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Jesus as a child discovers one of His many peculiarities.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Fishing with God

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

'Please take your receipt!'

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Church restrooms

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Finger puppets in church.

"That's my boy!"

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Minister Starts at a New Church

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'm sick and tired of hearing about your operation, Adam!"

Eucharist

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Pre-nuptual Nativity

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'