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Manna Helper

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Fishing with God

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Church restrooms

Quick, follow that star

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Finger puppets in church.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"That's my boy!"

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Minister Starts at a New Church

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Eucharist

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

"I'm sick and tired of hearing about your operation, Adam!"

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'