Catholic Humor Prints

"I ate one of my buddies, but he'd been dead a week or so..."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The ten ammendments

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Excommunicate Me.

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'In compliance with Federal full-disclosure laws, I'm required to tell you that I'm really not all that sure about some of this stuff.'

Pope Benedict at Easter

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'I'd like to leave the priesthood to marry you, Sister Agnes, but I hate to leave show biz!'

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

Dangerous Populist Pope

"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."

Clergyman and Working Girl

"My uncle can turn a twenty-dollar bill into wine."

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

Big Brother in Monastery.

Bishops with headgear of increasing size.

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'

"When I found out I couldn't take it with me, I left it all to charity."

New rule: no tumble-drying!

'Stop monking around and get inside!'

"He just loves the lumps of gold you bought him last year."

'Do you know brother I think this Papacy 'IS' going to be different.'

Pea-headed Pope

How's my absolution! (800)-HAIL MARY

"If it's all the same to you, I'll wait for a Merlot and she'll have Sauterne."

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

Pope still on tight shedule.

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