Catholic Humor Fan Prints

Pope still on tight shedule.

"OMG, LOL!"

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

The ten ammendments

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

A woman in prayer

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Male On Sunday

Excommunicate Me.

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

"Holy moly!"

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"First, do no ham."