Prophecy Fans Pillows

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

The end is near.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

John Calvin

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

The End of the of the End of the Cold War is Near!

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

"Covid again!"

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

I have seen the future...

"The end of my Sharpie is near."

Now the end is near...and so I face the final curtain.

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'

Nostradamus and his visions of our times.

The End is Nigh!

'Well, let's get to it. You pull one side and I'll pull the other.'

'Here comes Orwell again - get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

The End is Near!

I'll just check whats going to happen with the traffic, before we head home darling.

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