Prophecy Aficionado Pillows

'Here comes Orwell again - get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

'I told you so.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Raincloud Umbrella

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Swiss army knife

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Save the unicorn.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Stonehenge Explained

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Gremlins 47

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Knighthood being given by the king

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Ask A Silly Question.

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'