Prophecy Aficionado Gifts

'Here comes Orwell again - get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

'I told you so.'

The End is Near!

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Swiss army knife

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Save the unicorn.

Stonehenge Explained

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Gremlins 47

'Look man, no wings!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Knighthood being given by the king

Ask A Silly Question.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'