Proverb Practitioner Pillows

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Sauce for the Goose

The devil you know and his plus one

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

"Don't even think about it."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

Goalkeeping Dog

See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak no evil. . .

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'It's always darkest just before Dawn.'

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."

'The longest journey beings with a single step.' Mao would have made great congressman!