Proverb Buff Prints

"You snooze, you lose."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

A Good Batch.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Cat Nip.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'Yes, all at once!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Cheeze Wiz.

'He does lack social skills.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

The Golfing Accident

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.