Vocabulary Buff Gifts

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses... I'll NEVER learn to speak English!"

Wordplay: Bisection.

Wordplay: Observation

Wordplay: Newshound - Dog swims channel.

Wordplay: Mediator.

"We're so proud of your scholarly attainments!"

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

Doggone

Roget's Pet

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Holy Mackerel

No New Grammer Schools

Literary rain

"Spring Chicken"

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

Dikshonarys

'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'

The Department of People Who Can Still Say 'Paradigm' and 'Synergy' with Straight Faces.

'Try thinking outside the cubicle.'

Traffic Jam

Cheese grammar.

"Hold on, it may not be over… There’s a fatter lady over there."