Vocabulary Buff Gifts

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses... I'll NEVER learn to speak English!"

I need seven letter for "dehydrated" -- Can you help me, Ernie? Sure, no sweat.

"You're wrong, Joey! This isn't jealousy! 'Jealousy' relates more to the possible loss of a relationship, typically through the introduction of a romantic third party! This, my friend, is total, blatant envy!"

Wordplay: Bisection.

Wordplay: Observation

Wordplay: Newshound - Dog swims channel.

Wordplay: Mediator.

"We're so proud of your scholarly attainments!"

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Cat Burglar

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Doggone

Roget's Pet

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

No New Grammer Schools

Holy Mackerel

"Spring Chicken"

Literary rain

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

Dikshonarys

'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'