OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.
Dictionary Buff Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the language lover in your life? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that capture the love of words, perfect for anyone passionate about language and dictionaries. From quirky mugs to inspiring prints, find something that speaks their language and makes them smile.
A Major Refresher Course is in Order.
Wishing Well, Wishing Good.
Wordplay: In The Bag.
Cat Burglar
Doggone
'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'
"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"
In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.
Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!
Roget's Pet
Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.
'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'
A school of fish.
'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'
A new schoolmaster testing students on geography
'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'
'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'
"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"
"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'
"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"
"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."
The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...
"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."
'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'
'He was very big in Vienna.'
'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'
Holy Mackerel
No New Grammer Schools
This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.
"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"
Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.
Multiplication. This "multiplication table" thing, has it been peer reviewed?
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Dictionary Buff Mugs
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Dictionary Buff Pillows
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