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Holy Mackerel

"He knows about 40 words, but most of them are for snow."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

"That question you asked earlier piqued my curiosity, Steve..."

"I'll make you a bet that I learn all of your names before you learn to pronounce mine."

Capital Punishment

"Wow! Your dad knows a third language?"

"Spring Chicken"

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

'Hmm.'

'It fits you like a glove, sir.'

Secret Handshake

"Anne and Frank exchange vowels"

"Your mother and I just believe marriage should be between a consonant and a vowel."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Doggone

Cat Burglar

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."