Linguistics Enthusiast Gifts

'Word up homey!'

'Know what I'm saying?' - Closed-captioned for Canadians.

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

'No Rusty; not 'bark, bark'. It's; 'buerk, buerk'.'

'Hendrix here is our cheif of obfuscation and twelve dollar words.'

Mountaineers Social Club: Himalayas/Heralayas

"I'm home deer!"

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

'...Keep cool!'

Overly wordy travel.

Freudian slip.

'I Wanted You To Hang Him! Stretch His Neck Is Just A Figure Of Speech!!!'

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

'Read my lips -- I just invented language!'

"Whu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uht?"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Lessons in Prehistory.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.