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'I'm NOT a pedant.'

Tomatoes 45 cents/lb. Tomahtoes 65 cents/lb.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"He's a guard dog."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Stick them up...'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Men gossiping

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

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