Linguistics Aficionado Gifts

'Sometimes, I think that men imagine us smarter than we really are...What on earth does that mean?...'

Nouns are okay but verbs always seem to lead to work.

'Ever wonder why 'bra' is singular and 'panties' is plural?'

(No caption.) The letter "Y", with a look of uncertainty, stands before two doors. One is labeled "Consonants" and the other is labeled "Vowels".

Englishmen in Paris

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'I've arranged for you to talk to one of our managers. Do you speak Sanskrit?'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"I see you are a man of letters."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.