Linguistics Aficionado Pillows

'Sometimes, I think that men imagine us smarter than we really are...What on earth does that mean?...'

'Ever wonder why 'bra' is singular and 'panties' is plural?'

Englishmen in Paris

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'I've arranged for you to talk to one of our managers. Do you speak Sanskrit?'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"I see you are a man of letters."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Staff Yearbook

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Ironing Punctuation

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."