Linguistics Enthusiast Pillows

'Word up homey!'

'Know what I'm saying?' - Closed-captioned for Canadians.

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

'No Rusty; not 'bark, bark'. It's; 'buerk, buerk'.'

'Hendrix here is our cheif of obfuscation and twelve dollar words.'

Mountaineers Social Club: Himalayas/Heralayas

"I'm home deer!"

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

'...Keep cool!'

Overly wordy travel.

Freudian slip.

'I Wanted You To Hang Him! Stretch His Neck Is Just A Figure Of Speech!!!'

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

'Read my lips -- I just invented language!'

Noun verb adjective adverb preposition. Oh, we forgot to invent the interjection. Throw it in!

We've been social distancing. As small groups start to meet, we're going to let other letters fill the space between us. It's risky. We could find ourseles "failure" or "fake." Or "fire" "France" would be fun. Maybe it's not the right time for that yet. I'd also like "fame" or "fortune." Those are good, but I think it would be hard to do better than "fudge"!

Sorry, Gary. I only date guys who know the difference between your, you're and yore.

"Whu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uht?"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

The Family Joules: Part 21

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Lessons in Prehistory.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Wordplay: In The Bag.