Linguistics Lover Gifts

'I'll never date another apostrophe... the last one was too possessive.'

'The total failure of language.'

Man reading referendum sheet asking what the spelling of the plural of referendum should be

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'Well? - Now that we've learned to talk, aren't you going to admit that you were wrong?'

'Look darling, her first word.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

Signs read: Beleive/'I' before 'E' except after 'c'.

Palindromedary.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Sign on Roget's Thesaurus, Inc.: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'

"I miss the good old days when all we had to worry about was nouns and verbs."

"Are you sure he's saying 'Death to the infielders'?"

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

Books - Now on audio tape! 'Learn the sign language in 10 days'.

"How's your 'X'?"

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Would you please speak more slowly and with a different accent?"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Mom, Dad, sis-I'm not like you. I'm-I'm not a palindrome."

The Oxford Comma Coin

Door Quay

SMS filing system

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

If Barack Obama had stuck to his Hawaiian roots...

A'sk me about my problem with apo'strophe's.

Barbed Pen

"Begging Letter"

Alcoholics Eponymous

"This says 'Garcia' and 'Rodriguez' are now among the top 10 most common names in the United States."

"'Yo, yo? Tight?' Slang like that makes you sound uneducated! And there are impressionable people around here!"

"Stop the presses - they've just redefined masculinity!"

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"