Temperature Buff Prints

I told you to wear layers.

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Battery Lighthouse

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Gullib-Os

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Bagel problems.

Missing sock

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'How was your holiday?'

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'