Press Buff Pillows

"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"They grow up so fast."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Our Two Parties, Explained

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

DUNVOTIN

"I told him he should have trained more."

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Newspaper suicide.

Rock and a Hard Place

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Presenter Auditions.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'