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"No open toes. I have a puppy."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Of Mice and Men.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Get on with it!

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Mystery of the Poets

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Our 4 Branches of Government

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

A monkey in a suit

'No wonder people are cynical about government. Fooling some of the people all the time no longer works.'

'I, too, didn't think cats ate homework.'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

The perils of boob jobs.

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'

Fisherman.

"That's where we shred our email."

Art Gallery

A stone age tire swing

Dog in the rain.

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'