Boot Buff T-Shirts

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Fisherman.

Dog in the rain.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Gene Therapy

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Mystery of the Poets

'Very funny!'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Music Lover.

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Tug Of War

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."