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The Music Lover.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Piano Keyboard

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

Ballet Lovers

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'