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'Face it, Fred -- hippos just aren't cut out for break dancing.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"That is an outrageous slur."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Piano Keyboard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Ballet Lovers

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Tortoises breakdancing

Hip-hop cops on stage.

The breakup

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Freestyling.

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

Bell Hop

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

The Music Lover.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'