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'Face it, Fred -- hippos just aren't cut out for break dancing.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"That is an outrageous slur."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Ballet Lovers

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Tortoises breakdancing

The breakup

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Freestyling.

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

Bell Hop

'He's been wanting to have his own signature end-zone dance, but this just doesn't cut it.'

The Music Lover.

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."