Interior Decor Buff Pillows

"Is this desk too businessy?"

STRIP *Bliss* # 2 Cat stuck in new wardrobe

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"The knights of the round accent table"

Fittd shēt

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Waiting Room Quarterly

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"I've changed my mind"

Trouble Ahead

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."