Interior Decor Buff Mugs

"Is this desk too businessy?"

STRIP *Bliss* # 2 Cat stuck in new wardrobe

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"The knights of the round accent table"

Fittd shēt

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Waiting Room Quarterly

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"I've changed my mind"

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Trouble Ahead

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."