Interior Decor Enthusiasts Mugs

'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"The knights of the round accent table"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"You're welcome."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

James decided to stay in that night.

Posh Easter Egg

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

King Madras

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Cat being licked by plant.

Staycation Photos

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.